Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. A guy sees an ad in the paper for a Mercedes 300E, brand new, for $500. Figuring it's a misprint, he can't resist calling but the lady on the other end says yep, it's true. He races over and hands her $500 and as soon as he has the title in his hand asks why such a low price.

"Well, " she smiles, "My husband ran off with his secretary yesterday, told me she was sweeter and sexier and more fun than me and then told me I had to sell everything and send him half the money."

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