Your response gave me a great laugh, thank you!
If I couldn't wear jeans I wouldn't be doing this.
I have sat on the floor to reach books & pull film, pulled a gazillion sweaters apart on book binders, and have to take allergy medicine nearly every day.  My fingernails are broken down to stumps, I carry eyedrops in my purse,  and stash kleenex at the Courthouse.  What Glamour indeed!
Thanks for the smile.
Kim