Well Matthew, consider this.  I had an ultrasound a few months ago and was told that if I could wait, the doctor could get the results in a few minutes.  So I waited, and waited, and finally asked how much longer it would be. 

"Oh," she said, "he's in India, we just send it over the internet and he does it as soon as he can." 

Gee, I hope he had a great connection that day, otherwise I'm living on false hope here.

Some things just oughta' be looked at in person.  In fact, scrutinized. Some things are that important.  Like land records for the largest purchase of one's life - or the inside of a person.  The way it used to be before 'progress' came and laid waste to us.