Kevin,

WOW!  How funny!  And powerful, even as a reader.  Of course, the only names I could come up with outside of our corporate attorney (thus, nobody getting the joke), were individuals like Johnnie Cochran; Marcia Clark; Barry Scheck; Robert Shapiro and the like.

I know, not much diversification, however, they seemed to be the only names that popped into my head at that moment.

I will say, however, that if you ever feel like putting your experiences on paper, I would love to read them.  Very John Grishamish.....thanks Kevin...JT