grrrr....
 
How can you tell an attorney is lying?
"His lips are moving"

What do you do when an attorney falls overboard at sea?
"What attorney?"

First thing an attorney should say when a title company calls him up?
"Ok, what did I screw up this time?"

I have an alternative letter for Ricky to send.....

Dear Mr. tight-ass,

It seems once again you are stressing to make your budget or bonus goal. I understand you and I have had a long past and you have strayed from time to time yearning for that greener grass. I have gracously allowed you back into my presence on numerous occasions due to my general belief no one person should suffer from another's incompetence as you have by stretching that almightly dollar further than Richard Simmons leotard around his oyster hammock. I can appreciate the frugal man or woman but I need to draw the line here. Your cheapness is only matched by the democratic campagin contribution I once considered in a drunken haze back in the 80s. I believe is it finally time to kick the cub out of the den and see if it survives with what it has been taught. God knows I've tried to teach you quality doesn't come cheap. So with that being said, I wish you well and I can rest assured at night that none of my years of quality service which you obviously and dearly appreciate with your latest price offer, will ever give you a claim or hassle.

Warmest regards,

George