For someone who respects my beliefs, you sure do have a funny way of showing it.

It's not my opinion, it's fact: the Holy Bible has never been proven to be wrong.  In fact, right here on Source of Title I will issue to you a public challenge:  I, Scott Perry, agree to pay to Kevin Ahern, Esquire the sum of $100.00 lawful money of the United States if he is able to successfully cite just one example of inaccuracy or contradiction in the text of Holy Bible.

Your "theories" are not at all acceptable if one plainly reads the text of Scripture.  Genesis 2:7 says, inter alia, "...the LORD God formed man from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul..." (emphasis supplied).  It doesn't say he formed monkeys from the dust.  Verse 19 says that animals (...every beast of the field and every fowl of the air...) were created afterward.  In fact, God gave Adam the task of naming them.  I know monkeys are intelligent creatures, but gimme a break!

The Bible also says that God gave man dominion over the beasts and creeping things of the earth (I'm paraphrasing here).  It would be hard to have dominion over the "beasts of the earth" if you're not created higher than they are.

Oh, and by the way, Darwin himself said he was wrong...he recanted on his deathbed every single one of his theories regarding the origin of the species.