I thought it was freaking hysterical (& true....) Some of you should really  learn to lighten up & not sweat the small stuff. If an "owner of a company who hires abstracors" has not an ounce of humor -  note my name & please don't call me. I can't be bothered with uptight, humorless people.  Life's too short. Take a deep, cleansing breath & relax lady. Geez........