People post on this web site about not getting "respect". Posting stupid jokes on this web site will not get any of us any respect. This is not an "abstracter only" discussion site..... if it was, the joke would be fine........ however, these posts are read by anyone and everyone, which includes lenders, Attorneys, vendor management and owners of companies that hire abstracters to complete their work. If you want respect for your profession, act professionally.

Kristi