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Tax on Abstracts in New York - Dan Zook/NY
9/2/2010 12:13:10 PM (3225 views)
Re: Tax on Abstracts in New York - Jessica Talley/NJ
9/2/2010 4:50:05 PM (3219 views)
Re: Tax on Abstracts in New York - William Pattison /CA
9/2/2010 6:21:43 PM (3222 views)
Re: Tax on Abstracts in New York - Michael Majkowski/NY
9/3/2010 4:46:00 PM (3251 views)
Re: Tax on Abstracts in New York - Jessica Talley/NJ
9/3/2010 5:56:55 PM (3191 views)
Re: Tax on Abstracts in New York - Michael Majkowski/NY
9/3/2010 8:58:28 PM (3095 views)
Re: Tax on Abstracts in New York - Jessica Talley/NJ
9/3/2010 11:54:55 PM (3125 views)
Re: Tax on Abstracts in New York - Michael Majkowski/NY
9/4/2010 10:08:51 AM (3177 views)
Re: Tax on Abstracts in New York - Denise Lippolis /NY
9/4/2010 11:24:50 AM (3160 views)
Re: Tax on Abstracts in New York - michael quinn/NY
9/5/2010 2:00:40 AM (3210 views)

City of Los Angeles using MERS as registry of foreclosures - Dave Pelligrinelli/GA
9/1/2010 10:03:55 PM (4567 views)
Re: City of Los Angeles using MERS as registry of foreclosures - Patrick Scott/IL
9/1/2010 11:45:34 PM (3038 views)
Re: City of Los Angeles using MERS as registry of foreclosures - Dave Pelligrinelli/GA
9/2/2010 9:21:01 AM (2927 views)

Foreign Languages - Al Dickerson/AL
9/1/2010 5:31:44 PM (3145 views)
Re: Foreign Languages - Jessica Talley/NJ
9/1/2010 5:46:49 PM (3201 views)
Re: Foreign Languages - CHARLENE  PERRY/MD
9/1/2010 9:38:46 PM (3202 views)

I will start by apologizing, because I truly do not mean to offend.  But this was passed on to me the other day by my accountant and I just busted out laughing.  Because of title of this post, I felt it may be o.k. to share.  It's just humor, truly I mean no offense.

__________________________

I was recently in Miami and decided to learn the Spanish language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds.

My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.

Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand the 1st line.

 

 

 

 

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

 

 This is a hoot .... Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!! By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

 

 

 

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following  conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".   

 

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.Now, here goes...

 

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today.......

 

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

 

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

 

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

 

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

 

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

 

Guest: ".....What??"

 

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

 

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

 

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

 

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

 

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

 

Guest: "What?"

 

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

 

Guest: "I... Don't think so."

 

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

 

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

 

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

 

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...   Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

 

RoomService: "We bodder?"

 

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

 

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

 

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

 

RoomService: "Copy?"

 

Guest: "Excuse me?"

 

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

 

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

 

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??"

 

Guest: "Whatever you say.."

 

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

 

Guest: "You're welcome"

 

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do, don't you! 

 

 

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Re: Foreign Languages - Robert Franco/OH
9/2/2010 7:53:35 AM (3187 views)
Re: Foreign Languages - Jessica Talley/NJ
9/2/2010 4:52:39 PM (3054 views)
Re: Foreign Languages - William Pattison /CA
9/2/2010 1:11:05 PM (3012 views)
Re: Foreign Languages - Amy Jensen/OR
9/3/2010 2:24:07 PM (3133 views)

REO Listings - Shalawn Hildreth/HI
9/1/2010 4:27:44 AM (3009 views)
Re: REO Listings - CHARLENE  PERRY/MD
9/1/2010 9:40:04 PM (3089 views)
Re: REO Listings - Shalawn Hildreth/TX
9/2/2010 5:35:22 AM (3003 views)

What is a reasonable price for simple website design? - David Case/TN
8/31/2010 2:10:41 PM (3086 views)
Re: What is a reasonable price for simple website design? - George Booth/OH
8/31/2010 2:41:25 PM (6334 views)
Re: What is a reasonable price for simple website design? - Ryan/NJ
8/31/2010 2:51:42 PM (3167 views)
Re: What is a reasonable price for simple website design? - Dan Zook/NY
8/31/2010 3:27:17 PM (3242 views)
Re: What is a reasonable price for simple website design? - William Pattison /CA
8/31/2010 7:00:45 PM (3171 views)
Re: What is a reasonable price for simple website design? - Slade Smith/OH
9/1/2010 12:55:24 AM (3282 views)
Re: What is a reasonable price for simple website design? - Heather Seymour/IN
9/1/2010 11:12:26 AM (3134 views)
Re: What is a reasonable price for simple website design? - Garry P./WA
9/7/2010 5:51:18 PM (3025 views)




Advertisements on county appraisers website - Dave Pelligrinelli/GA
8/31/2010 12:20:14 PM (4505 views)
Re: Advertisements on county appraisers website - William Pattison /CA
8/31/2010 6:57:50 PM (3139 views)
Re: Advertisements on county appraisers website - Slade Smith/OH
9/1/2010 1:15:12 AM (3189 views)
Re: Advertisements on county appraisers website - Patrick Scott/IL
9/1/2010 11:31:59 PM (3015 views)

Comment on "The Rest of the Story About The Judge That Has Banks "Scared to Death"" - Source of Title/OH
8/30/2010 3:40:01 PM (3000 views)
whole new can of worms - Mark Pierson/FL
8/30/2010 3:40:01 PM (3030 views)
Re: whole new can of worms - Slade Smith/OH
8/30/2010 4:44:17 PM (2929 views)

Saw this on youtube. Why a bank loves a foreclosure - Marsha Fox/AL
8/28/2010 8:58:16 PM (4777 views)
Why a bank loves a foreclosure - STEVE MEINECKE/TN
8/29/2010 12:07:00 PM (3083 views)
Re: Saw this on youtube. Why a bank loves a foreclosure - Slade Smith/OH
8/30/2010 5:25:49 PM (6177 views)
Re: Saw this on youtube. Why a bank loves a foreclosure - Robert Franco/OH
8/30/2010 7:45:28 PM (3133 views)

Comment on "Mortgage Refinance Applications Increase " - Source of Title/OH
8/28/2010 1:26:48 AM (3187 views)
Loan Rates - ronald martin/IN
8/28/2010 1:26:48 AM (7587 views)

Prison Scammers? - Helene /GA
8/27/2010 11:36:24 PM (2502 views)

Interesting Article - jrd/MO
8/27/2010 8:42:47 PM (4647 views)
Re: Interesting Article - Donna McCullough/SC
9/2/2010 8:09:02 PM (2811 views)

NALTEA Conference 2010 - Dallas - Patrick Scott/IL
8/27/2010 6:44:09 PM (4768 views)
NALTEA Conference 2010 - Dallas - Jeanine Johnson/MN
8/29/2010 6:15:16 PM (3017 views)
Re: NALTEA Conference 2010 - Dallas - Janis Talbot/SC
8/30/2010 7:53:59 AM (2986 views)
Re: NALTEA Conference 2010 - Dallas - Patrick Scott/IL
8/30/2010 11:59:03 AM (2984 views)
Re: NALTEA Conference 2010 - Dallas - Robert Franco/OH
8/30/2010 1:36:21 PM (6199 views)

Stealing Houses with Fake Bonds - Robert Franco/OH
8/27/2010 9:04:42 AM (4762 views)
Re: Stealing Houses with Fake Bonds - Julia Scott-Douglas/OR
8/27/2010 2:52:40 PM (3034 views)
Re: Stealing Houses with Fake Bonds - Helene /GA
8/27/2010 11:53:31 PM (3006 views)
Re: Stealing Houses with Fake Bonds - Jessica Talley/NJ
8/28/2010 1:43:34 PM (3032 views)
Other records? - William Pattison /CA
8/30/2010 11:12:14 AM (2964 views)
Re: Other records? - Patrick Scott/IL
8/30/2010 7:58:42 PM (2974 views)
Re: Other records? - William Pattison /CA
8/31/2010 7:07:17 PM (2977 views)
Re: Stealing Houses with Fake Bonds - H. A./GA
8/31/2010 8:57:42 AM (3098 views)
Re: Stealing Houses with Fake Bonds - Karen Hurley/KY
8/31/2010 3:08:42 PM (3095 views)
Re: Stealing Houses with Fake Bonds - Helene/GA
9/1/2010 10:58:15 PM (3001 views)

Litle Levity - Sam Rosenberg/FL
8/26/2010 4:45:53 PM (3186 views)
Re: Little Levity - Julia Scott-Douglas/OR
8/27/2010 2:56:30 PM (2961 views)

Jason Sheppard TruClose Indicted - David Bloys/TX
8/26/2010 11:43:38 AM (11553 views)
Re: Jason Sheppard TruClose Indicted - Sheila Sten/PA
8/26/2010 4:09:03 PM (4095 views)
Re: Jason Sheppard TruClose Indicted - Jessica Talley/NJ
8/26/2010 4:27:53 PM (4010 views)
Re: Jason Sheppard TruClose Indicted - David Bloys/TX
8/26/2010 8:52:13 PM (4030 views)
Re: Jason Sheppard TruClose Indicted - Robert Franco/OH
8/27/2010 11:33:02 AM (3694 views)


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