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[-] Foreign Languages - Al Dickerson/AL (6 replies)
9/1/2010 5:31:44 PM (3226 views)
Re: Foreign Languages - Jessica Talley/NJ
9/1/2010 5:46:49 PM (3496 views)
Re: Foreign Languages - CHARLENE  PERRY/MD
9/1/2010 9:38:46 PM (3526 views)

I will start by apologizing, because I truly do not mean to offend.  But this was passed on to me the other day by my accountant and I just busted out laughing.  Because of title of this post, I felt it may be o.k. to share.  It's just humor, truly I mean no offense.

__________________________

I was recently in Miami and decided to learn the Spanish language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds.

My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.

Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand the 1st line.

 

 

 

 

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

 

 This is a hoot .... Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!! By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

 

 

 

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following  conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".   

 

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.Now, here goes...

 

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today.......

 

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

 

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

 

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

 

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

 

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

 

Guest: ".....What??"

 

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

 

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

 

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

 

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

 

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

 

Guest: "What?"

 

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

 

Guest: "I... Don't think so."

 

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

 

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

 

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

 

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...   Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

 

RoomService: "We bodder?"

 

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

 

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

 

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

 

RoomService: "Copy?"

 

Guest: "Excuse me?"

 

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

 

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

 

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??"

 

Guest: "Whatever you say.."

 

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

 

Guest: "You're welcome"

 

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do, don't you! 

 

 

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Re: Foreign Languages - Robert Franco/OH
9/2/2010 7:53:35 AM (3503 views)
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9/2/2010 4:52:39 PM (3388 views)
Re: Foreign Languages - William Pattison /CA
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Re: Foreign Languages - Amy Jensen/OR
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