Rescue Me (from surveyors with maps covering all the counter space, do-it-yourselfers who don't like the "official title search" or are spying on their neighbors, with books everywhere and nothing but questions for anyone in the vault, from the one-computer-public-kiosk where we all stand in line and take turns every 10 minutes).

I Heard it Through the Grape Vine (the version from The Muppets Show) for companies using the 40-year $5 cost via India title search.