Happy NYE Leigh... I've got a similar one for you. And it's more up my alley as someone who passed the Bar but doesn't practice:
A lawyer dies and wind up in front of the pearly gates. St. Peter comes out and a chorus of angels descends, blowing trumpets and singing. The lawyer is confused, and says 'hey, I'm glad I made it to heaven, but why the big production? I wasn't evil, but I wasn't really good either'.
St Peter says, 'You, sir, are the oldest person to ever have lived! You beat Methuselah by a long shot. We have you listed as being 1250 years old.'
The lawyer says, 'There must be some mistake, I'm 52.'
St. Peter consults his book again, and says 'Oh, I see.....we didn't look at your age, we just added up your billed hours'.
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