Sorry Alix but Judy MacLaughlan's Vistro Info Solutions wins if only for the second line.  Both, though, are laughers.  Translation for both (and, really, all puffery) - "I'm the best.  Trust me."  But no one beyond third grade, except for our new Pres., can get away with that so the verbiage piles higher and higher. 
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